Being subjected to a chav shouting ("chickeeeeen!) at
someone on the next aisle but standing ten inches
from my ear today in a supermarket I can safely
say that idiots are the number one thing
annoying me on a daily basis!

A food company has made a list of the 100
most annoying things based
on a poll of Britons.

Chavs, tailgaters and people with bad body
odour topped a table of 100 of the
nation's annoyances.

Other pet hates in the top 10 included people who eat
with their mouth open (50 %), rude shop assistants
(50 %), foreign call centres (49 %), stepping
in dog dirt (49 %), people who cough without
covering their mouths (49 %), slow internet
connections (49 %) and poor
customer service (47 %).

Lactofree's Annual Intolerance Survey also found 79 per
cent of people were wound up easily by the little things
in life, with 65 per cent driven to distraction. On
average people find themselves getting peed off
more than three times a day and half of all
respondents said they were likely to turn into
a grumpy old man or woman.

Samantha Glassford, a brand manager said: "This survey
shows how intolerant we are as a nation, and how
even the smallest of things annoy us - especially
when, for many, their annoyances are driving
them to distraction. This year the poll has
shown how especially irritated we are by
other people and their bad habits and how
surprisingly low a nationwide burden
such as the recession came in the
annoyance list."

Top 20 most annoying things:

1. Chavs

2. People driving close behind you

3. People who smell

4. People who eat with their mouth open

5. Rude shop assistants

6. Foreign call centres

7. Stepping in dog poo

8. People who cough and do
not cover their mouths

9. Slow internet connections

10. Poor customer service

11. Dog owners that don't clean
up after their dog

12. Noisy Eaters

13. Cold-callers

14. Door-to-door salesman

15. Stubbing your toe

16. Bullying

17. Computer crashing losing work
you've spent three hours doing

18. People who talk loudly
on their mobile phones

19. Spam email

20. The nation's obsession
with Z-list celebrities

For the last 80 have a
look in

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